R. Kelly was aquitted on all counts of child pornography today. Yup, he was acquitted. I can't believe it, either. O.J., Phil Spector, Baretta, now R. Kelly. Nobody goes to prison anymore (except for Hulk Hogan's kid, and thank goodness for that small favor). Here's the whole story:
Now, I don't know about you nice folks, but I myself am pretty sure that R. Kelly is a perv who likes young girls. He married a 15 year old! But, hey, if this acquittal means more episodes of Trapped in the Closet, then I simply consider both myself and R. to be blessed.
And if you haven't seen the first 24 chapters of Trapped in the Closet, then run to your video store (or just be lazy and click the above link) and do it now. It's hands down the most bizarre thing you will ever see in your entire life.
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